i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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