we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
