Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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