is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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