I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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