Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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