quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm like, not good at living.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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