Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
you inspire me to be a worse person
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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