hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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