Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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