Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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