My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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