Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I need to sanitize my soul.
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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