Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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