Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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