I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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