i jhust puked up my retainher.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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