? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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