What a fucking waste of an outfit
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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