Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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