ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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