Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They should really pass out barf bags in church
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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