So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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