Already got asked if we're dating
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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