If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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