Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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