all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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