it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
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He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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