i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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