He disabled his match.com account in front of me
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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