I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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