did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
NoShamevember. You game?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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