And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just pee around me
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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