I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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