I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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