Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You don't make any sense
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