i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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