and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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