Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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