You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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