She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want