Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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