I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She announced her abortion via fbk
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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