i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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