there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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