theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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