The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Less talking, more tequila
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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