Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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