you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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