Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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