I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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