So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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