Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Operation Purity has been aborted
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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