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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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