i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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